TrapGeo Guesthouse. Get out of it ! After years traveling abroad it was my worst experience in a hostel ever. First of all, this is not a GuestHouse it's Mr.Jose's private apartment. It was very unpleasant having someone sneaking over your daily activities, questioning the time you go to bed and even trying to impose places for you to go or things to do in Lisbon as if your presence in the house was a inconvenience. Secondly, the mattress is terrible, completely uneven, and after 7 days using the same sheet set, they offered us a new one, stained and ripped. Don't even try to use the kitchen, it's forbidden (the Lisbon police might fine the property!!! - yeah that was the excuse they argued). Despite the mold smell in the common areas (no sunlight at all), there's also a pile of garbage and mess in the backyard witch turns out to be a place entirely different from the pics. Our best moment there was the checkout!