I’d seen bad hotels, but this one defies belief.Our booking said we would have a 35m² room at Bahami Residence with a view of the pool and a kitchen. Upon arrival we were first asked to pay (in cash). We did, although the price was somewhat higher than the booking said (the explanation being that a local tax was omitted in the booking because Hotels.com hadn’t made it possible for the hotel to declare it).Then we were taken to another building (saying only Bahami), farther from the beach and with a stony path leading to it, and shown to a room far below the stated size, with a distant view of another hotel’s pool, and no kitchen. We protested, the manager came, and we learned this: The room was 35m² all right, as the thickness of the walls was counted in; the booking didn’t say which hotel’s pool; and whatever it said, the price we’d paid was for a room without a kitchen. But we could be moved to one with a microwave oven and be lent a little stove, pans, crockery and cutlery, and should be thankful, as kitchens normally weren’t so equipped. We accepted the change.The next day, when we came back from the beach, we found that all kitchen equipment that had been brought to our room was gone! So much about lending it to us as an upgrade. And during our whole stay the room wasn’t made up even once, the towels and sheets were never changed, the supply of soap, shampoo and toilet paper wasn’t renewed and the bin wasn’t emptied. (The wi-fi was mostly down too.)Don’t go there. Ever.