This is just a rundown hotel, nothing about it makes it a resort. It appears they stopped being a resort several years ago. There are signs all over saying they don't allow outside food or beverage, yet they have no restaurant. They have signs that say hamburgers are served Saturday poolside, but that didn't happen. They have no phones in the rooms, so there's definitely no room service either. They have 10 or 15 channels on the TV sets, which was nice because we don't have cable at home. Their air conditioner (window units in each room) was very cold, so that's also a plus. No wifi in the rooms, nor did the common area wifi work. There is practically no cellular service on the premises either, so this meant we had to leave the complex entirely to communicate with the outside world. The paint was falling off the walls and ceilings, especially in the exterior hallways (there are no interior hallways), which were wet and slippery due to recent rain. Our balcony was also without drainage. The hand rails we used to go up and down the stairs were rusted and separated from their bases, some floating in mid air. There were no elevators. They were not worth the pretty penny we paid to stay there.