"Yo, so I checked into this joint, the Residence Inn in Ontario. You know, for Escape Rave. Secure parking, check. Close to the venue, check. But the bed, man, the bed was a different story. If the bed wasn't broken before we broke it now. I swear, it was quieter during the actual rave than it was when I was trying to get some. It was like a dying whale every time I rolled over. I was half expecting it to spray water, . I'm surprised the fire alarm didn't go off. Love the stove for the munchies.